Alcohol and personal chefs are BANNED, latecomers will be axed, there’s weekly BMI checks… and DON’T moan to your agents: Erik ten Hag’s ‘five strict new rules’ for Man United’s stars are revealed Post navigation ‘Imagine messing up your one shot… what a clown’: Manchester United fans SLAM Jurrien Timber after he appears to troll them by posting ‘still here’ alongside a picture of himself at Ajax, after turning down a summer move to rejoin old boss Erik ten Hag Chelsea ‘enter the race for Frenkie de Jong’ with Manchester United set for competition in their pursuit of the Barcelona midfielder… and the Blues ‘are willing to include Cesar Azpilicueta AND Marcos Alonso in a £51m players-plus-cash-deal’
