Licking and spanking a RAW CHICKEN, mocking Cristiano Ronaldo’s sheep issue and admitting he was ready to attack Luis Suarez… Patrice Evra’s most madcap moments since retiring after his Covid conspiracy claims Post navigation Manchester United ‘attach staggering £15m price tag to Phil Jones’ despite playing just one game in two years… and ‘refuse to listen to lower offers amid interest from Newcastle and Burnley’ SPORTS AGENDA: Manchester United stars – and their opponents – shun ‘s***’ packed lunches after matches at Old Trafford… while Manchester City are left unimpressed with Jim Beglin’s ‘Emptyhad’ blunder in commentary